Do I Look Like a Goddamn Taxi Sticker (3”)
3 Inch
$3.00 USD
Do I Look Like a Goddamn Taxi Sticker (3”)
$3.00 USD
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Do I Look Like a Goddamn Taxi Sticker (3”)
Let’s clear something up real quick.
This isn’t Uber.
This isn’t a free ride.
And I’m not here just because you didn’t feel like driving.
Every medic has had that call —
no emergency, no urgency… just a ride request with sirens.
And the answer?
No. I don’t.
This sticker says what every crew is thinking when the tones drop for something that absolutely did not need an ambulance.
Built for medics and firefighters who are tired of being treated like a transport service.
DETAILS
• Size: 3”
• Premium die-cut vinyl
• Weatherproof & UV resistant
• Strong adhesive (helmets, lockers, bottles, clipboards)
• EMS humor with attitude
• Designed by Backstep Merch
Backstep Merch
Built for the firehouse. Not the internet.
